Road Kill Recipes - Florida Chicken (Armadillo)

Road Kill Recipes

Florida Chicken (made from armadillo) 

hahaha! 

This was postmarked in 2000.

When the bear is bigger than the outhouse, RUN!

An Exaggeration Postcard from Alaska

When the bear is bigger than the outhouse, RUN!

This unused postcard is from 2016.

The Jackalope and When to Milk It ...

The Jackalope

A native of the Western United States, the Jackalope is seldom if ever seen due to its intensive nature and lightning quick speed.  It can only be hunted legally on the 31st day of June between sunrise and sunset.  A permit must be obtained from your local AA.  This fatty beast often mimics noises especially the voice of an intoxicated human.  Legend has it that drinking Jackalope milk can drastically improve ones eyesight.  The best time to milk a Jackalpe is after midnight, as it sleeps on its back, belly shining in the moonlight.  

This postcard was mailed in 2015. 

 

Dear Santa - Just Bring Chickens!

Dear Santa - Just Bring Chickens!  

This is a greeting card that was turned into a postcard and mailed in 2024.

 

Animals Poop in Water

The Florida Aquarium

Please keep hands out of water.
Animals poop in it.

Our Mission is to entertain, educate and inspire stewardship about our natural environments.

Rich Howard Photography 2013.

A Bear Pooping in the Woods in Alaska

Only in Alaska!

Do Bears 'poop' in the woods?

Photo: Santora / Aglioto

The sender writes:

Just is case you were wondering what bears do in the woods.....

2016

A Pig Who is Happy to Gain Weight

Mita enemman kiloja, sita laajempi skaala iloja

I think this translates to something like:

With more pounds there is more joy.

The artist is: Koontz

This funny pig postcard was bought in Finland in 2017. 

A Funny Skunk, A Little Stinker

I'm just a little stinker and I travel everywhere -
Folks can't see or hear me and yet they know I'm There!

The skunk on this funny postcard is reading a book called, 'How to Make Friends and Influence People'.
1956

The Elusive Moomaid

The fantastically rare, elusive Moomaid . . .

I think the artist is Rick London.

The sender writes:

Cow puns are moo-sic to my ears! They are udderly ridiculous!
2016

Lion Head Door Knocker Pun

The person who invents the door knocker
won the No-Bell Prize.
Photo: Brenda Perez
2014

This postcard was purchased here...
www.zazzle.com/9teen87

Two Skunks from Elk Neck, Maryland

Hello from Elk Neck, Maryland, Land of Pleasant living
The Anchorage

This postcard features one skunk saying to another skunk, "I suppose you think yours smells like perfume!"

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The only thing I could find on "THE ANCHORAGE" is this...

A brick and frame farmhouse on Augustine Herman Highway [Rt. 213] one and one-half miles north of Cecilton. The original part was built in 1735 by the Lusby family. The house was the home of Commodore Jacob Jones (1768-1850), who married Miss Ruth Lusby.

(Elk, Neck and Cecilton are very close to each other in Maryland).

Llama - nated (Laminated) Pun Postcard

I had this postcard llama-nated for you.

This card is unused and from 2014.

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It was bought here....
http://www.zazzle.com/9teen87

The Eyes of Animals at Night in Ohio

Ohio
At Night

On this postcard you can see a moon and the eyes of a lost tourist, a frog, something unknown, a raccoon, moose, owl, deer, rabbit, skunk and some mice.
2014

A Snake Waggin' His Tail

Look, Dearie at the friendly little snake.
... He’s waggin’ his tail at me!
2012

Frogs - Fly Away With Me!

Fly away with me!

This frog wearing a scarf and goggles is postmarked in 2014 from the Netherlands.

Here’s a thought, people wear eye goggles to protect their eyes from things like bugs hitting them, and frogs eat bugs, so would this little guy lick his goggles clean after using them?

Catfish (Basscat)

“Narrows Basscat”

This 14 pound beauty was hauled out near Long’s Jetty by a local sportsman who battled her for over an hour before he could pull her in.  “A darn mean fighter,” he reported, “but them fleas is the worst part.” You can see the famed Narrows basscat at:
Jesse’s Bait and Tackle
110 Front Street (across from the Jetty)
Atchafalaya, Louisiana
(Mention this card and get 50 free nightcrawlers)

Michigan Animals at Night

Northern Michigan at Night

This is postmarked in 1991 and features the moon, and the eyes of an owl, unknown, a lost hunter, a frog, raccoon, cougar, moose, deer and some mice.

Lobster Ordering Dinner out of the People Tank

"You'll never believe what's on the menu!"
Painting by Bruce McCall

The fish tank in the back filled with men cracks me up!
2014

Animals Eyes at Night

Wildlife at Night

This features the moon, and the eyes of an owl, unknown, a lost hunter, a frog, raccoon, cougar, moose, deer and some mice.
2014

Paws and Jaws

 PAWS

Paws Poster
by Gemzi-ox

This postcard is fantastic!
2014
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Here is a postcard of the Jaws movie from Universal Studios ...