Darth Vader and Son, Thank You

Darth Vader: "Luke, what do you say?"
Luke Sywalker: "Thank You"

From Darth Vader and Son by Jeffrey Brown, 2013

Comics - Barbie

Barbie's Tips for Happy Homemakers
I recommend No-Fuss, Machine Washable Plastic Children... Too good to be true!
1989

Pottie Time

Pottie Time
An American Postcard Co. card
2007

Improving the Kids Motor Skills

Improving the Kids' Motor Skills

Duckboy Cards Inc. by Paul Stanton

I wonder if the guy fishing is catching anything with all the noise the kids are making!
2008

Valentines Day, You Stretch out the Gum You Got

I wil be your 'ittle girl,
An Valentine, so true,
If 'oo stretch out the gum 'oo got,
An' lemme have a chew.

1908 by G. & B. Chicago
Artist Signed postcard - Bishop

The heart, kids and poem are outlined with glitter

Hillbilly Livin', On Vacation, Camper on the Truck

Hillbilly Livin'
On Vacation

The Hill folks ain't goin to let their city slicking cuzzins out do them on vacation.  ma fixed the kids some mod cothes and bilt capmper.  No sotre boughten vittle for them nuther.
2013

I want to grow up, NOW

Mina Haluan Isoksi NYT!
(I want to grow up NOW!)
2009 - from Finland

Sumo Wrestler and Small Boy

Raymond Kennedy / Sumo Wrestler Konishiki
2009

Playing "Kick the Can" with Dad

Playing "Kick the Can" with Dad
2009

I bought several of these funny postcards at a gas station in Georgia, but you can see them all at Duckboy (dot) com - there are many of them!

Child Checking off List for Santa

"Here!  wait a moment till I check up this account and see if you've got all the things I ordered".

Cleaning Your Room

I wanted Christina to learn some responsibility for cleaning her room, but it didn't work.
California, 1972
Photograph by Bill Owens

Your Future Husband

Your Future Husband
will be a Spanish bull fighter, and how he can throw the bull.  The ladies will all love him.  You will not have any trouble with blondes, but watch out for those black eyed senoritas, the kind who shake a wicked hip.  Should his love grow cold, throw a few more red peppers in his cili con carne, and he will show a lot more hot-cha-cha.  Your home will be blessed with five little fire eaters.