A Generic Post Card from Utah

Utah
Generic Post Card

The back of the card has check boxes so you only need to check why you send the card and what you’ve been doing.  Some of the options are:

I am sending you this card because:
- I’m cheap, but I still love you
- I can’t afford a phone call
- I’m too lazy to write a real message
- The picture I wanted to send was confiscated by the Utah Highway Patrol

In Utah I:
- Won’t be allowed to leave until I join the Mormons
- Spent all my money
- Got sick from eating yellow snow
- Chased a whitetailed buffalo
- Have become a cowboy

A Couple of Generic Postcards from Florida

Generic Florida Post Card

 When you don't know what to send!

1993

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Directions: Write address, check message on back, sign, stamp and send to friend or relative

The back is filled with pre-filled messages, "You will not accept my collect calls", "I miss you", "Bought some swamp land", Got lost at Disney World for a week", "The postcard I wanted to send you was X-rated and was confiscated by the Post Office" and more.  You just need to fill in a check next to the box of the message you are sending.

Ingredients: 100% postcard
1987

North Carolina Generic Post Card

North Carolina Generic Post Card
The back has boxes to fill in... some examples are, Having a wonderful time, Wish you were here, You asked for a card...Here it is!,
There is also a place to rate the following things about this place on a scale of 1 to 10, ... Opposite sex, Music, Entertainment, Shopping, food, etc.
2005

Los Angeles, California: Generic Post Card

Los Angeles Generic Post Card

Here is the cheapest and worst card available!

- - The back has a list with boxes for you to check - -

Greetings!
Haven't written sooner because:

_ - I have been:      _ - We have been:

_ - Lost on those crazy Freeways
_ - Running low on traveling money
_ - Got frizzled by the sun
_ - Cheap but still love you
_ - Can't afford a phone call
_ - Having a great time, wish you were here
_ - Got stoned at McArthur Park
_ - Collecting autographs of the stars
_ - Got stuck in the concrete at Chinese Theatre
_ - Very busy with beautiful starlet
_ - Very busy with handsome actor
_ - Shopping on Rodeo Drive, can't afford stamps
_ - Taking a screen test
_ - Had a relationship at Hollywood and Vine
_ - Got sunburned on Sunset Drive
_ - Having a ball
_ - ________________________
Signed_____________________