Saturday, May 24, 2014

A Generic Post Card from Utah

Generic Post Card

The back of the card has check boxes so you only need to check why you send the card and what you’ve been doing.  Some of the options are:

I am sending you this card because:
- I’m cheap, but I still love you
- I can’t afford a phone call
- I’m too lazy to write a real message
- The picture I wanted to send was confiscated by the Utah Highway Patrol

In Utah I:
- Won’t be allowed to leave until I join the Mormons
- Spent all my money
- Got sick from eating yellow snow
- Chased a whitetailed buffalo
- Have become a cowboy

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