When Something Goes Wrong...

When something goes wrong in your life
- Just Yell - "PLOT TWIST!" and move on.
2016

UFFDA! You Betcha!

UFFDA!
You Betcha!

This funny Viking postcard is postmarked in 2014.

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Uff da (sometimes also spelled huffda, uff-da, uffda, uff-dah, oofda, ufda, ufdah, oofta, uf daa, or ufta) is an expression of Norwegian origin adopted by Scandinavian-Americans in the 19th century. It is an exclamation that is relatively common in the Upper Midwestern states of the United States. (This postcard was bought in northern Wisconsin and mailed from Duluth Minnesota).

In Norwegian, uff or huff is an interjection used when something is unpleasant, uncomfortable, hurtful, annoying, sad, or irritating.

I grew up also using it as a slang for "DANG!" 

You're Entitled be Stupid

Everyone's entitled to be stupid, but you're abusing the privilege!

The back has, "this is a Mailable Sticker from the Expression Factory"
2006

Bazinga - Shown spelled with Chemical Elements.

Ba - 56. Barium 137.327

Zn - 30. Zinc 65.38

Ga - 31. Gallium 69.723

This postcard is postmarked in 2013.

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Bazinga: A catchy phrase to accompany your clever pranks.

As popularized by Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory).

"I just replaced your toothpaste with denture cream. Bazinga!"

Here is a video of Sheldon ...

HA HA HA Singapore Coffee

This season, and the coming year, we give you more reason for good cheer.... Spinelli Coffee Company at Novena Square Opening December 2000.

Fuel for thought, Sometimes all you need is a good coffee break. - Bring this card in and get a second identical drink free!
2007

Loser! - Hand cut-out

This is a boomerang media card.  The hand is a punch-out, (or cut-out)

It is not postmarked, but from 2007.

I love this card! - too funny!

Aussie Lingo from Australia

Aussie Lingo
Ya gotta know how ta speak it!

G'Day Mate, 'Ow Yer Going?, Shell be right mate!, Fair Dinkum, You Little Ripper, Howzat?!, I Recon!, Bewdy Mate, Crikey!, Bonza, No-Bull, Strewth!, Don't Come The Raw Prawn, Hoo-Roo, Grog, Rip Snorter, G'Donya Mate, You Little Bottler, No Worries son, Av-A-Go-Ya-Mug, Chock A Block, A Kangaroo loose in the top paddock, Too Right!
2007

Did Cavemen Send Stone Postcards?

Did Cavemen send stone postcards?
2013

Birthday, Age is Mind Over Matter

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter.  If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
2013

This Postcard is From Someone Great

Diese Postkarte
ist von jemandem, der Dich sehr verehrt und Dich supersuss, toll, genial, grossartig, witzig, charmant, sexy, lieb, intelligent und sehr geil findet.

Fur Dich von mir

Translation:
This postcard
is from someone you admired very much and is super sweet, great, awesome, grand, charming, sexy, loving, intelligent and you find very cool.

For you from me

This postcard was made in 2008 from Ecki Design.

Wasting Money

translation: We decided not to waste money on design...
2011

We Got Along Until ...

We got along so well for so many years ....
when you turn it over it reads:
-And then we met!
Plastichrome postcard