The Elusive Moomaid

The fantastically rare, elusive Moomaid . . .

I think the artist is Rick London.

The sender writes:

Cow puns are moo-sic to my ears! They are udderly ridiculous!
2016

A Cow that is Utterly Excited in Wisconsin

Utterly Excited
Wisconsin
2016

A Cow as a SUV from Ohio

Ohio SUV

This cow features: a horn, seating, insect removal, gas release, refreshment bar, 4 wheel drive and fuel intake.

Greetings from Ohio
2015

A Squeaker Cow Postcard with Googly Eyes

A Cow with Googly Eyes and a Bird

Souvenir Post Card
Printed in Japan.

This vintage postcard is unused.

A 'Squeaker' postcard is a card that has two pieced that have been sealed together at the edges.  Inside there is a squeaker, just like then ones you find in small dog toys. There is also a small hole in the back of the postcard to let air in and out of the squeaker.   When you pinch the postcard, it makes a squeaking noise!

  I uploaded a little video of a few squeaker postcards here ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83KYqQ41YwA

Lawn Mooer

Lawn Mooer (Lawn Mower)
1995

On the Mooove

On the Mooove Again?
- on the back it has, "Haven't herd from you lately"
1995

Advertising Postcard of a Cow in Flip Flop Shoes at the Pool

Waar Gaat Dat heen?

Even naar de supermarket Boerenland halen.  Boerenland van Melkunie: melk, karnemelk, yoghurt, vruchten-yoghurt en vla.   Da's genieten van de bovenste plank.

Al't goeie komt van melkunie koeien
Melkunie
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I put this in a translator and this is what it said (from Dutch) :
Where will it end?

Just get to the supermarket Boerenland. Boerenland Union of milk: milk, buttermilk, yoghurt, fruit yoghurt and custard. That's enjoy the top shelf.

Al't good comes from cows milk union
Milk Union
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This is an unused Boomerang advertising postcard from Amsterdam in the Netherlands. 

Exaggeration Postcard - Everything is Bigger in Texas (A HUGE Cow)

Everything's Bigger in Texas

Photos Bob Lang
2014

Mooed Swings

Mooed Swings
The back reads, "Just felt like writing."
1992

Hol-stein and Half-stein Cows

Hol-Stein

It's not just for milk anymore. -

The back reads, "Cheers!" 

1993

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half-stein

The back reads, "Just a short note..." 

1993

Mootant Cows

Tender-Aged Mootant Hybrid
Cattle
Dude-A-Bunga, COWS!
1993

Cows from Wiscowsing (Wisconsin)

Greetings from Wiscowsing
Just a few notes....
1993
(Since I grew up in Wisconsin, and we had cows, I truly appreciate this humor). 

Cow State Experimental Farm

State Experimental Farm
(I guess there is less of a chance of getting kicked now when milking the cow!)
(Maybe it's just me, but utters belong on the breast anyway lol)
1952

Punny Milking Postcard

Is your Alarm monitoring Company Milking You?
Our Service is "Grade A"
2006

Everything Learned from Cow

This postcard was translated on the back for me :)

Everything I need to know about life I have learned from my cow.
- Munch your food always carefully
- Don't Bully
- Follow your heart and you'll end in the right place
- It's better to be milked than butchered
- Don't let others butt you
- Cream always rises to the surface.
2007

Exaggeration - Land of Big Corn

Island of Big Corn
(you would think if the cows were eating corn that big, they themselves would be a bit bigger)

Copyright 1909 by Marlin Post Card Co.

A Cow in Hollywood

A cow in hollywood - Behia hollywooden
Una vaca en hollywood (Una vachea hollywood)

Kukuxumusu

postmarked from Spain in 2008

I LOVE this postcard!  too funny.  This cow is showing more than Marilyn Monroe did!!

This is from kukuxumusu a company from Spain specialising in clothing and product design. Its name means flea's kiss.

Cow with an Estonia Map

eesti - Estonia

I didn't even realize the black 'spot' on the cow was the shape of Estonia until I read the postcard!
2008
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Here is a postcard with a map of Estonia ...

One Way to Pick Your Nose ...

Baby cow from Finland with his tongue up his nose

2008

Happy Cow: Sorkkamakelaiset

Tasanen Luonne, kun on aina ilonen!
(Stable personality because she's always happy!)

Terho Peltoniemi
2008 - from Finland