A Funny Postcard of Why Women Live Longer Than Men . . .

A perfect example of why women live longer than men ...

This postcard was postmarked in 2017. 

 

Working Woman's Prayer

Working Woman's Kitchen Prayer

Thank you, Lord, for mealtime help ...
Spaghetti sauce in jars,
Premixed casseroles in boxes, breakfast squares and bars,
For instant puddings and potatoes,
Gravies, soups and teas,
For frozen meals... especially those with fewer calories,
And, Lord, when there's no time to cook
To still those hunger pains,
Thank you for the miracle of all those fast-food chains.

 Hallmark Postcard
1987

Comics - Barbie

Barbie's Tips for Happy Homemakers
I recommend No-Fuss, Machine Washable Plastic Children... Too good to be true!
1989

Hot Dawg

Hot Dawg
I know I'm Going to just Love this Place
1936

On a side note, this postcard was mailed from my grandmother to my great grandmother! 

Car Troubles, A Flooded Engine

"Of course, it's nothing serious, honey...just a flooded engine."
Original Art by Dan Reynolds

She drove her car a long way though the grass to drive the car into the ocean.  And why is there a plant on her head?  Her shoe is probably stuck in the mud, so that I understand.  But the biggest question is, why is there a phone booth in the middle of nowhere? Anyway, it is a funny postcard, and I think it is wonderful  :D
2012

Co- President Hillary

Co-President Hillary Rodham Clinton on her way to address the Congress
1999

It was only a Dream

Aw Nuts....It Was Only a Dream!!
1949

Approaching Curves

Slow up when approaching curves
Dangerous Curves Ahead
1945

A Man in a Fishbowl Being Fed by a Woman

2007 from Canada.

the sender writes, Knock knock....who's there
....Dwayne...Dwayne who?...
Dwayne the tub, I'm Dwowning!

A Lazy Moon, and None to Spoon

Here I sit with my great big lazy moon, and not a single guy around to spoon. 

We've Cleaned up Yorkshire's Seaside!

We've Cleaned up Yorkshire's seaside!

At Yorkshire Water we like to keep things clean.  That's why we've spent over 120 pounds to improve our coastal waste water treatment works.  This investment has helped improve the quality of the region's bathing waters, but we wont' stop there.  We're committed to continued improvements, so you can enjoy the bathing water for years to come.

This postcard is unused and from 2007.

(I saw this postcard on their website, and sent them an e-mail to see if they would send me one ;-) and they did!)

Finland Comics, Maisa and Kaarina: Buy! Buy! Buy!

This is from a famous cartoon in Finland, 'Maisa & Kaarina'.
Osta! Osta! Osta! translates to: Buy! Buy! Buy!
2007

Who Wears the Pants in the Family

So you think you wear the pants in the family?

Old Ladies on the Beach in Bikini Cover-ups with Tattoos

Funf Grazien (five graces)
Foto: Corbis / Roy Morsch
2013

I love the heart tattoos on the beach cover ups!

If a Man Speaks in the Forest ...

If a man speaks in a forest where no woman can hear, is he still wrong?
Minnesota
2013
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Here is almost the same card, only from Wisconsin...

If a man speaks in a forest where no woman can hear, is he still wrong?
Wisconsin
2007

Woman Energy!

Naisenergiaa!!!
(Woman energy!)

Photo by Dennis Kitchen
2008 from Finland

'Best of British' Quirky Traits (Sunburned)

"That colour really shows off your complexion"

Best of British Quirky Traits
2. Summer Habits

2008 - mailed from Estonia

Hillbilly Livin', Women's Lib, Changing a Tire

Hillbilly Livin'
Women's Lib

Nobady can say Ma's a sex symbol.  She's a free wheelin career gal with lots of talent; like tire repairin', outhouse movin' horeshoeing, plowin', with or without a mule, and lots of other things.
2013

I dream about storage space

I dream about storage space
2009

Indecisive ... Not Sure

I used to be indecisive ... Now I'm not sure.
2010