The Captain of a ship saw what looked like the lights of another ship heading towards him. He ordered his signalman to contact the other ship. Th message was: "Change your course 10 degrees to the south."
The reply was "Change YOUR course 10 degrees to the north."
The Captain said "I am a captain, so change YOUR course 10 degrees to the south"
Reply: "I am a seaman first class, change YOUR course 10 degrees to the north."
This last exchange infuriated the captain so he signaled back: "I am a battleship change YOUR course 10 degrees to the south."
Reply: "I am a lighthouse. Change YOUR course 10 degrees to the north."
2010
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